the 90’s were hard for everyone
that is actually a perfect description
So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say
- Dude why do you use gay as an insult?
- You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend
- Wow that wasn’t racist or anything
- No seriously gay does not mean stupid
PRAISE YOUR BROTHER
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yesterday was Tuesday
But today’s Tuesday, too
I spent all day yesterday thinking it was Tuesday, so I woke up this morning and asked what day it was. This was pretty much my reaction when mom said Tuesday.
The doctor dance moves
Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.
You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.
Huge change to economics too, I reckon.
beauty and the beast au where belle’s dad is the one that breaks the spell by loving the beast like the son he never had
what the fuck that’s adorable
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
unimportant fanfic written for own amusement:
important essay due tomorrow:
just so we’re clear, i still have this issue
guess which one the essay is
thing i wrote for fun
20 pets that really didn’t want to go to the vet. See more here.
For a second I was like who the fuck has a giraffe!
strangely shaped puppies where are you going
strangely shaped puppies
Girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve